1.Me
2.Mr.X
3.Monkey
1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?
Me: Mr.x is my husband -hugs-
Mr.x: -fends her off- yeah -sweatdrop-
Monkey: i'm their pet monkey
2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Me: @.@...i'm a girl
Mr.x: i can't really tell you...cuz well -points to me- so...
Monkey: 0w0...the ladies love their monkey
Me: i thought you were a girl...
3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?
Me:....torture puppies? (just kidding)
Mr.x:...cheat on my wife...
Me: what!
Mr.x: nothing
Monkey